The PPV opens up with Joey Styles and Joel Gertner in the middle of the ring. Joel does his spiel which was pretty vulgar but good. Joey says if the censors don't like us they can go to hell. ECW chant breaks out. A very odd opening as Joey and Joel left the ring. Crowd went quiet for about a minute till Balls' music hits.

Before the match starts Cyrus comes out and confronts Joel Gertner about taking over the broadcast. Cyrus tells Joel what the network thinks of him. Joel says he should kick Cyrus' fuck*ng ass. Kintaro Kanemura, who was standing by, chokes Gertner out. Cryus is now in the announce position with Styles.

Balls Mahoney vs. Masato Tanaka
Back and forth moves by both to start the match off. Single leg Boston Crab by Balls. Balls winds up and hits Tanaka with a right hand. Short arm clothesline by Balls for a two count. Balls misses a spinning heel kick and drops to the outside. Tanaka follows him out by diving on him with Balls catching him. Balls throws Tanaka into the steel. Tanaka grabs a chair and hits Balls right in the face. On the rampway, Tanaka hits Balls with a tornado ddt off a chair. Back in the ring both men have dueling chair shots. Balls knocks tanaka down for a two count. Tanaka gets back up, misses Balls, and Balls kicks the chair in his face. Balls brings several chairs into the ring. Tanaka goes up top but Balls crotches him. Balls picks Tanaka up but Tanaka counters with a ddt on the chairs for a two count. Tanaka kicks out of the nutcracker suite. Tanaka hits the diamond dust but Balls kicks out at two. Balls hits another nutcracker suite, this time on the chairs, for a two count. Balls misses the New Jersey Jam. Balls kicks out of the roaring elbow. Tanaka hits another roaring elbow, this time getting the pin on Balls. Both men shake hands and hug after the match.
Winner: Masato Tanaka

Simon Diamond vs. Mikey Whipwreck vs. Little Guido
Before the match Simon gets on the mic and says he has a problem. We all think he is a comedy act but he isn't. Tonight he will show us all why he is a blue chip athlete. Mikey comes out with the Sinister Minister and Lil Guido comes out with Big Sal. Match starts off fast and heavy. Mikey superkicks Guido. Mikey hits Simon with a dropkick. Guido takes Simon down with a head scissors takeover. Guido with a facebuster on Simon for a two count. Multiple snap suplexes by Simon on Mikey. Mikey hits Guido with a guiloteen legdrop with a chair. Mikey launches himself to the outside on top of everybody. Simon powerbombs Guido for a two count. Mikey superkicks Simon for a two count. Mikey eliminates Simon with a whippersnapper. Mikey slams Guido on his face for a two count. Side Italian leg sweep on Mikey for a two count. Guido misses an elbow off the top. Mikey throws a fireball in Big Sal's face. Guido hits Mikey with the tomakazie for the pin. Guido tends to Big Sal after the match.
Winner: Lil Guido

C.W. Anderson and Bill Wiles come out with Lou E. Dangerously and Elektra. Lou E. gets on the mic but the crowd tells him to shut the fu*k up. Lou E. says he has an important announcement. Lou E. goes on to say that Elektra has never had plastic surgery, never wears make-up to look good, and a woman who is not just T & A. Lou E. offers an open challenge for anyone to fight Elektra. Out comes Jazz.

Jazz comes out and lays out all the men before attacking Elektra. Jazz starts stripping Elektra down to her bikini. The men get back up and attack Jazz. CW nails Jazz with a spinebuster. Out comes Kid Kash to make the save. Jazz is carried out by officials.

Kid Kash vs. C.W. Anderson
Kid Kash in control to start off the match. Kash chops on CW on the ropes. CW powerbombs Kash. CW places Kash on the top turnbuckle and hits him with forearms in the back. Kash falls off the turnbuckles and CW throws him out to the floor. Wiles drops Kash across the guardrail and throws him back in the ring. Kash springboards off the ropes with a splash on CW for a two count. CW catches Kash doing a moonsault and snap suplexes him to the mat. Powerslam by CW for a two count. CW misses a splash in the corner and crotches himself on the turnbuckles. Wiles comes in for a second with cheap shots on Kash. Both men go to the top and Kash plants CW to the mat with a huricanrana for the pin.
Winner: Kid Kash

The Baldies vs. Chris Chetti and Nova vs. Danny Doring and Roadkill
Match starts off with the Baldies attacking Doring and Roadkill on the runway. Doring hits the bearback on Nova. Baldies throw Chetti out of the ring and go to work on Doring. Nova with a swanton bomb on Devito for a two count. Baldies double flapjack RoadKill to the mat. Baldies double chokeslam RoadKill through two chairs set up in the ring. Nova with a double stunner on the Baldies. Grimes comes out but gets a bearback from Doring. Doring comes off the top on Grimes with the danaconda. Baldies eliminate Doring and RoadKill. Table set up at ringside by RoadKill. RoadKill comes off the ropes putting Grimes through the table. Chetti hits Devito with a spinning heel kick. Chetti nails Devito with the ammityville horror. Chetti and Nova hit Devito with the tidal wave for the pin. Baldies continue to attack Chetti and Nova after the match. New Jack comes out with his trash can full of weapons. New Jack bites Devito in the face. New Jack jabs a fork at Devito's head. Devito is a bloody mess. New Jack and Devito fight into the crowd. Devito tries to retreat but can't get away from New Jack's assault. New Jack sets up a table and places Devito on it. New Jack heads for the balcony. New Jack dives off the balcony putting Devito through the table. Big ECW chants. New Jack heads back to the ring where Nova and Chetti have Angel held down. New Jack blasts Angel over the head with a guitar. New Jack brings a chair into the ring and comes off the turnbuckles with the 187 chair dive on Angel for the pin. New Jack reclaims his title as king of the streets.
Winners: Chris Chetti and Nova

Steve Corino vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri
Corino gets on the mic before the match and says no one deserves to see them fight each other. Corino says tajiri made a big mistake when he turned his back on the network. Corino gives Tajiri a chance to come back and if he don't he is going to kick Tajiri's ass. Tajiri starts attacking Corino to start off the match. Corino powerbombs Tajiri for a two count. Tajiri puts Corino in the tarantula then lets go. Both men fight on the runway where Tajiri hits him with a brainbuster. Tajiri goes back into the ring to wait on Corino. Corino has been busted open by the brainbuster. Corino comes back in the ring and Tajiri remains in control. Tajiri puts Corino in the tree of woe and baseball slide dropkicks him in the face. Tajiri follows up with a chair to Corino's mid section. Tajiri puts Corino in the tree of woe again. Corino gets out and hits Tajiri with a surprise superkick for a one count. Tajiri kicks a chair into Corino's face. Corino's hair is now red from all the blood. Tajiri sets up a table beside the ropes. Tajiri dropkicks the table into Corino sending him out of the ring onto the runway. Tajiri springboards off the ropes to the outside with a double clothesline on Victory and Corino. Corino backdrops Tajiri through the table for a two count. Corino hits a fishermen's suplex with a bridge for a two count. Corino with a northern lights suplex for a two count. Corino sets up a table in the corner of the ring. Corino hits Tajiri with a dropkick. Tajiri rolls to the outside. Tajiri comes back in the ring and nails Corino in the ribs with a kick. Tajiri applies the octopus on Corino. Victory comes in and gets the green mist from Tajiri. Corino powerslams Tajiri for a two count. Tajiri starts laying into Corino with multiple kicks. Tajiri places Corino on the table. Tajiri comes off the top on Corino with the footstomp through the table for the pin. After the match Kintaro Kanemura comes in and attacks Tajiri. Dusty Rhodes comes out to make the save. Rhino comes in and starts attacking Dusty. Sandman's music hits and the place erupts. Time for the next match.
Winner: Yoshihiro Tajiri

ECW World Television Championship
Sandman vs. Rhino
Sandman does his usual long entrance coming through the crowd. One lucky fan gets a whole beer poured down his throat. Match starts off with Rhino attacking Sandman. Sandman fights back with right hands. Both men roll to the outside where Sandman throws Rhino over the guardrail. Sandman comes off the ring apron with a guiloteen legdrop on Rhino perched over the guardrail. Rhino tries to set up a table on the outside but Sandman stops him. Sandman throws Rhino into the guardrail twice. Rhino sets up a chair on the runway. Sandman ducked a running charge from Rhino with Rhino going through a table. Back in the ring Sandman piledrives Rhino on a table for a two count. Lori Fullington comes out and canes Jack Victory. Rhino piledrives Sandman on the runway then pulls Lori into the ring. Rhino piledrives Lori off the ring apron through a table. Corino and Victory slump her up in front of a table. Sandman comes back in and canes everyone. Sandman picks Lori up and attempts to carry her out of the ring but Rhino spears him through a table for the pin. After the match Rhino wished Lori a happy fuc*ing Mother's Day.
Winner and still ECW TV Champ: Rhino

Jerry Lynn vs. Rob Van Dam
Match starts off with a takedown by Lynn. Both men exchange a ton of fast paced moves then break. Spinning heel kick by RVD. Cartwheel backflip splash by RVD for a two count. Lynn springboard dropkicks RVD to the floor. Lynn with a slingshot summersault plancha to the outside on RVD. RVD crotches Lynn on the guardrail. RVD sidekicks Lynn off the guardrail. RVD with a corkscrew guiloteen legdrop across the back of Lynn's neck with the chair. RVD misses a moonsault off the guardrail and hits the floor. Back in the ring Lynn hits a front face slam then heads to the top for a leg drop and a two count. Tornado ddt by Lynn for a two count. Both men clothesline each other at the same time. Alfonso places a chair in the ring. Lynn with a legdrop on RVD on the chair for a two count. RVD with a spinning heel kick on Lynn for a two count. RVD with a rolling senton splash on Lynn on the chair for a two count. RVD with a running dropkick with a chair into Lynn's shoulder for a two count. Lynn with a sunset flip off the turnbuckles onto the chair for a two count. Lynn places RVD on the turnbuckles and follows him up. Superplex by Lynn for a two count. Lynn sets up a table on the outside. Lynn crotches RVD on the ropes. RVD bulldogs Lynn off the ring apron through the table. Lynn hits Scotty Anton with a rolling shoulder block off the ring apron. Back in the ring Lynn slams RVD then goes up top. Alfonso crotches Lynn on the ropes. Top turnbuckle Vandaminator. RVD places a chair on Lynn then comes off the top with the five star frog splash. Corino and Victory come in and attack RVD. Lynn fights off Corino and Victory. Rhino comes in and spears Lynn. Rhino powerbombs RVD. RVD fights back and hits Rhino with a leaping sidekick. Cyrus comes down to the ring only to receive a Vandaminator. Match continues as RVD kicks the chair into Lynn's face. RVD goes up top and Scotty Anton shoves RVD off the top and to the floor. Lynn hits the cradle piledriver but RVD kicks out at two. Lynn with another cradle piledriver, this time on the chair, for the pin.
Winner: Jerry Lynn

World Heavyweight Title Match
Lance Storm vs. Justin Credible
This was originally going to be a 3 way match with Dreamer in it but before the match Justin got on the mic and said he wanted it to be just him and Lance. Justin said if anybody else came out he would throw the belt in the trash. Dreamer came out followed by Paul Heyman. Heyman, Dreamer, and Storm agreed to let it only be Lance and Justin. Match starts off fast paced with Lance in control. Lance dropkicks Justin out of the ring. Lance dives out only to be caned by Justin in the process. Justin throws Lance into the guardrail. Justin sets up a table on the runway. Both men trade chops in the corner. Lance walks into a big foot from Justin. Justin powerbombs Lance for a two count. Justin takes Lance down to the mat with a headlock. Sunset flip by Lance for a two count. Justin jabs his thumb into Lance's eye. Huricanrana by Lance. Lance springboards off the turnbuckles with a back elbow on Justin. Jawbreaker by Lance for a two count. Norther lights suplex with a bridge by Lance for a two count. Superkick by Justin for a two count. Justin sets up a chair and slams Lance's head on it for a two count. Justin goes to the top and hits a high crossbody which Lance rolled through for a two count. Lance hip tosses Justin out of the ring onto the runway through a table. Lance with a single leg Boston crab on Justin. Francince comes in and hits Lance in the head with a chair. Catfight breaks out between Francince and Dawn Marie. Justin puts a tombstone piledriver on Dawn Marie. Justin puts the that's incredible piledriver on Lance for a two count. Swinging ddt by Justin for a two count. Lance catapults Justin into the corner. Lance goes to the top but Justin crotches him. Justin hits another that's incredible piledriver for the pin. After the match Dreamer enters the ring and canes Justin. Francine begs for Dreamer not to cane her. She tries to sweet talk him and it appears to work until Dreamer picks her up and hits her with the Spicolli driver.
Winner and still ECW World Heavyweight Champ: Justin Credible

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