Opening
- Joey Styles and Joel Gertner come out and do the opening for the PPV. After Gertner does his introduction, Cyrus comes out and tells everyone that he is the Network. Cyrus says that the Network is tired of hearing his antics on TNN, and now he has to put up with him on PPV. He tells Gertner to hit the road so that the best color commentator is the business can do what he does best, which just happens to be himself. Gertner takes over and says that they are not on TNN, so Cyrus has absolutely no jurisdiction on this show. Cyrus tells Gertner to get his fat ass out of here, or he is going to beat it on pay per view. Gertner accepts, and a brawl is about to begin, when Cyrus says he doesn't want a fight, much to the chagrin of the crowd. Cyrus says that he hates violence, and he will let Gertner do the PPV. Cyrus executes a superkick on Gertner when his back is turned, and punches Gertner like mad. Joey jumps on top and pulls Cyrus off, and the two roll around in the ring.

- Steve Corino gets on the mic, and puts down the town of Danbury. He calls all of them "dooshbags" and then says that he has found the biggest dooshbag of them all, the Sandman's wife (Peaches). Corino says that she has had more of the men in the locker room then Dusty Rhodes has matches. Corino calls Sandman's son a little bastard, and says that the Sandman isn't his father. Peaches then gets up and slaps Corino. Corino is pissed, and pulls her into the ring where a table is set up. Rhino runs down, and they hold her up. Sandman comes down, decks Corino, but Rhino hits a piledriver on him. Rhino then gores Sandman's wife through a table in the corner. Sandman recovers, and goes over and consoles his fallen spouse. Crowd chants "asshole" to Corino, Rhino, and Victory. Security comes down and keeps Corino and Victory away from Sandman. Sandman stands up with fury in his eyes. He then helps his injured wife out of the ring, and carries her to the back. Sandman tells security to find his kids, to save them from the rest of the Old School Heroes. Corino gets back in the ring, and says "one whore down, one to go." He says he won't wait until later, and tells Dusty Rhodes to get his fat ass down to the ring. During this segment, Cyrus takes over Gertner's spot on color commentary, because he had to be taken to the hospital.

Texas Bull-Rope Match
Steve Corino w/Jack Victory vs. Dusty Rhodes
- Rhodes starts things off with a Bionic Elbow on Corino, so they can get the bull-rope around his wrist. Corino tries to leave the ring twice, but Rhodes pulls him right back in. Rhodes knocks the cowbell on Corino's cranium three times. Rhodes takes the match to the outside, and digs the corner of the bell into Corino's skull. They go over by the entrance area, and Rhodes continues to beat the living hell out of Corino with the cowbell. They go through the crowd. Both Corino and Rhodes are bleeding from the forehead. They eventually make their way back to ringside, with Rhodes continuing to beat Corino senseless, until Victory gets involved in the match again. Corino stomps Rhodes in the ring, and chokes him with the rope of the cowbell. Victory slides a steel chair in the ring. Corino sets it up, but Rhodes pulls on the rope, and Corino goes face first on the chair. The match goes back and forth, with both exchanging punches. Corino sets a chair up in the corner, but ends up going face first into it again. Corino uses Bionic Elbows on Rhodes. The referee, who was the one from the TNN taping in Milwaukee 2 weeks ago who was beat up by Corino, helps Rhodes tape another cowbell to Corino's head. Rhodes takes a chair, and hits Corino in the head where the cowbell is. Rhodes hits another Bionic Elbow on Corino, and gets the pinfall.
Winner: Dusty Rhodes

- Cyrus says that since the Sandman left to go with his wife to the hospital, Rhino gets an automatic bye to the finals of the ECW World Television Title tournament, and Sandman forfeits his spot in the tournament.

- Little Guido and Sal E. Graziano are backstage, stating how no one took them seriously in the past, and tonight's match between Little Guido and Super Crazy will be an Italian Death Match.

The New Dangerous Alliance (C.W. Anderson and Beautiful Billy Whiles) w/Lou E. Dangerously vs. Danny Doring and Roadkill w/Elektra
- Roadkill controls the beginning of the match with several power moves. Cyrus compares Billy Whiles to Ricky Steamboat during this match. All four men get into the ring, and Roadkill hits an Amish Splash on CW in the corner. Doring hits a springboard body splash onto both members of the new Dangerous Alliance on the outside. CW eventually gets back into the ring, but Whiles hits a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Doring for a two count. CW hits a chicken wing sit-out slam on Doring, which is a very impressive move. Both men double team on Doring, but he recovers with a G-spot sweep (Jarrett's finisher). Doring tags in Roadkill, and he hits a series of clotheslines on CW and Whiles. Roadkill hits an Amish Drop on CW, while Doring hit a ten punch in the corner. Roadkill got knocked to the outside, but gets back in to break up a two count by CW on Doring. Doring hits a "Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am" on CW, but Whiles breaks up the count. Both Doring and Roadkill hit a Lancaster Lariat on Whiles. Roadkill goes to the top, but Elektra low blows him. CW hits a spinebuster on Doring and gets a two count. Elektra celebrates with Lou, and leaves with the Dangerous Alliance.
Winners: The New Dangerous Alliance

- The Impact Players cut a promo, and guarantee that they will walk out with the titles.

- Kid Kash comes down to the ring to Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" and is dressed like Kid Rock as well, and is getting ready to face Simon Diamond. Simon gets on the mic and says he has a problem, but is interrupted by Judge Jeff Jones and says that he does have a problem, and the ECW World Heavyweight Champion and 1/2 of the ECW World Tag Team Champions, Mike Awesome, comes out. Awesome gets on the stick and gives both Kid Kash and Diamond two choices: 1) They can get out of the ring, or 2) They can stay in the ring and die. Diamond leaves, but Kid Kash jumps Awesome from behind, and an impromptu match begins.

ECW World Heavyweight Title Match
Mike Awesome w/Judge Jeff Jones vs. Kid Kash
- Awesome hits some punches, and an Awesome Splash on Kash in the ring. The match goes to the outside, where Kash hits a springboard plauncha on Awesome into the crowd. Kash hits a pedigree on Judge Jeff Jones in the ring. Awesome hits a springboard shoulder block onto Kash when he turns around. Kash hits a leaping spinning hurricanrana on Awesome, but it has no effect, and Awesome hits an Awesome Bomb on the young stud. Awesome goes to the outside for a table and throws it into the ring. Awesome puts Kash on the table, and begins to climb to the top, but Kash interrupts him. Awesome picks Kash up while he was climbing, and Awesome Bombs him through a table from the top rope.
Winner: Mike Awesome (retains ECW World Title)

- After the Awesome/Kash match, Jazz comes out and helps her friend, Kid Kash, out of the ring. Simon Diamond returns, flanked by Jedo and Gedo. He orders Jedo and Gedo to beat up Jazz, and they do. This causes Nova and Chris Chetti to come out, and a match begins.

Jado and Gedo vs. Nova and Chris Chetti
- The match starts off with some high flying moves from both teams. Gedo hits an Asai moonsault on Nova on the outside. Joey Styles once again reminds us that Gedo holds singles victories in Japan against Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, and Chris Jericho. Nova hits a face buster on Gedo, but only gets a two count. Jado gets into the match, and him and Chetti exchange chops on the outside. Jado whips Chetti into the steel guard rail. Both men hits a drop toe hold/elbow drop double team on Nova. Jado hits a belly to back superplex from the top rope on Nova. Gado is tagged in, but gets powerbombed by Nova when Gedo attempted a hurricanrana on Nova while he was on the top rope. Chetti gets tagged in, and hits a German suplex on both men. Nova superkicks Jado while Chetti was attempting a backslide, but only got a two count. Jado and Gedo hit a double team powerbomb, but Chetti breaks out the count. Nova hit a senton splash on Jado, and Gedo hits a frog splash on Chetti for a double two count. Chetti hits an Amityville Horror on Gedo, and both Nova and Chetti hit a Tidal Wave from the top rope, and gets the three count.
Winners: Nova and Chris Chetti

- Elektra is interviewed backstage, and says that there is a new boss in town, and his name just happens to be Lou E. Dangerously.

ECW TV Title Tournament Semi-Final
Italian Death Match
Super Crazy vs. Little Guido w/Sal E. Graziano
- Guido starts off the match and hits an elbow in the groin of Super Crazy. The match goes to the outside, where Super Crazy hits an Asai moonsault on both members of the FBI in the crowd. Guido goes to the top rope, but gets planted by Crazy, for only a two count. On the outside, Crazy goes for a body splash, but Guido reverses it into a Fujiwara armbar. Big Sal throws Crazy into the steel guardrail, then rolls him back into the ring. Crazy goes for a springboard, but Guido hits an elbow, but only gets a two. Guido brings a chair in the ring, but loses it to Crazy, and he knock him in the head with it once, and then another one for good measure. Crazy goes for the pin, but Guido kicks out at two. Crazy then gets a ten punch in the corner. Big Sal tries to splash Crazy in the corner, but he moves, and Sal accidentally splashes Guido. Crazy does for a missile dropkick, but Guido gets his feet up. Big Sal takes off his belt and Guido uses it to whip Crazy. Crazy hits a tornado DDT on Guido and takes Sal's belt. Guido kicks him in the midsection and stopped him in his tracks. Guido hits a second rope Fameasser on Crazy, but once again gets a two only. Guido brings a table into the ring, and places Crazy on it. Guido gets on Sal's shoulders, and goes for an elbow drop, but Crazy moves, and Guido goes through the table. Crazy hits a head scissors on Big Sal, and goes for the pin on Guido, but only gets a two. Crazy hits an Outsider's Edge on Guido, and follows it up with a middle rope Asai moonsault and a Brainbuster, and gets the three count for the victory.
Winner: Super Crazy (will face Rhino in the TV Tournament final)

- Joey Styles then goes to a clip from ECW's video game "Hardcore Revolution," where Joey Styles is facing Cyrus. He kicks the crap out of him in the game, and wins by pinfall. Cyrus is pissed when they go back to the real stuff, and the two of them get into an exchange of words.

Balls Mahoney vs. Kintaro Kanemura
- Kanemura hits a dropkick and a senton on Balls, but only gets a two count. Balls hits a Ballcracker and a frog splash on Kanemura. Kanemura brings in a chair and hits Balls with it. Balls shakes it off and tells him to fu.. you know the rest. Balls hits a Nutcracker Suite on Kanemura and gets a pinfall.
Winner: Balls Mahoney

- After the match, Da Baldies come out and gang attack Balls. The place him on a table on the outside, and Grimes hits a senton splash on Balls through the chair. New Jack's music blares, and he brings his garbage can o' stuff out, and a new match begins...

Danbury Street Fight
New Jack and Balls Mahoney vs. Da Baldies
- New Jack breaks a crutch over Angel's back and places a Playstation on DeVito's crotch, and hits the Playstation with another crutch. New Jack pulls out the guitar and wallops Angel in the head with it. Grimes enters the ring and begins to pummel New Jack. Grimes gets the pizza cutter out and cuts New Jack's forehead up with it. The two of then take their brawl into the crowd, where they continue to beat the hell out of eachother. Grimes sets up a table. It is hard to see, because there is bad lighting where they are fighting. Grimes sets him up on one table, and stacks another one on top of him. Grimes climbs some scaffolding, but New Jack gets up and climbs up the other side of it. Both men meet at the top of it, with the tables below them. They must be at least 35-40 feet up there. Grimes goes to powerbomb New Jack, but he blocks it with a low blow. New Jack throws Grimes off the scaffolding, but Grimes holds on to New Jack, so both men land right on top of eachother. They totally missed the tables, and Grimes landed right on New Jack's face and chest. Take into account that Grimes is over 400 pounds. ECW goes to crowd shots while officials frantically check on both men. Officials drag Grimes out, who is raising his hand as if he won. They are still cutting to crowd shots and no word of New Jack as of yet. They cut to ECW upcoming events. I'm guessing that New Jack is seriously hurt.
Winner: None Announced

- Joey Styles and Cyrus talk about the ECW World Tag Team Title match between Mike Awesome and Raven vs. The Impact Players vs. Masato Tanaka/Tommy Dreamer. New Jack's music is still in the background, so he is still out there being helped on. The crowd begins to cheer loudly, so he is probably being taken out. Styles and Cyrus argue over who is better, then they go to the ring for the three way dance for the titles.

ECW World Tag Team Title Match
3 Way Dance -- Elimination Rules
Mike Awesome and Raven (c) w/Francine and Judge Jeff Jones vs. The Impact Players w/Jason and Dawn Marie vs. Masato Tanaka and Tommy Dreamer
- The match starts before Tanaka and Dreamer come out with brawling between Awesome, Raven, Storm, and Credible. Raven hits a drop toe hold onto a steel chair on Lance Storm. Dreamer and Tanaka come out. Dreamer hits a DDT on Raven, but only gets a two count when Awesome breaks up the count. Awesome and Tanaka brawl on the outside, while Dreamer brings a table into the ring. Raven hits a drop toe hold onto the table on Dreamer. Tanaka breaks up the count. Awesome sets up the rest of the table in the corner. Awesome goes for an Awesome Bomb in the corner on Tanaka, but Tanaka blocks it and hits a back body drop on Awesome through the table. Tanaka hits a Roaring Elbow on Awesome and gets the three count. Awesome and Raven are eliminated from the match, and it is now Impact Players vs. Dreamer and Tanaka. Dreamer gets busted open, while Credible hits some stiff cane shots on the skull of Tanaka. Credible hits a swinging DDT on Dreamer, but only gets a two. Lance Storm hits a picture perfect drop kick on Dreamer, but once again gets a two only. Credible hits a powerbomb on Dreamer from the corner. Credible goes for a superkick on Dreamer, but Dreamer moves and Credible hits Storm. Dreamer hits a DDT on Credible and tags Tanaka in. Tanaka hits a double stunner on Jason and Storm, but Credible breaks up the count. Dreamer hoists Credible on his shoulders while Tanaka goes to the top rope. Tanaka hits a Diamond Cutter on Credible while he is on the shoulders of Dreamer. Tanaka hits the Diamond Dust on Credible, but Storm interrupts and hits a piledriver on Tanaka. Storm and Credible hit a spike piledriver on Dreamer to score the pinfall and win the titles.
Winners: The Impact Players (new ECW Tag Team Champions)

- Cyrus leaves the broadcast booth and goes to the ring to celebrate the tag team title win with the Impact Players. He says that the Network approves of them holding the titles. He says to cap off the evening, he brings out Rhino for the TV title tournament final. He will be sitting at ringside during the match. He says that when the Network wants something, the Network gets it. Paul Heyman comes out and says that he is "f'n tired of the god damn f'n network." He says that he is f'n mad that he has to deal with a f'n asshole like Cyrus. Joel Gertner returns and says he has some unfinished business with Cyrus and says he is going down, his man is going down, and the Network is going down. Gertner even said the F word. Crazy f'n stuff. Super Crazy then f'n storms down and the f'n match gets f'n underway. (Sorry, Heyman seems to be rubbing off on me.)

[Heyman said the F word 9 times in 30 seconds .. pretty f'n impressive!]

ECW World Television Title Match
Rhino w/Steve Corino and Jack Victory vs. Super Crazy
- Super Crazy starts the match off with a missile dropkick on Rhino, but he quickly recovers. Crowd chants "We Want Sandman" throughout the beginning of the match. Crazy hits some nice high flying moves on Rhino on the outside. Back in the ring, Rhino launches Crazy in the air, then picks him up and throws him like a rag doll through the timekeeper's table on the outside. Rhino then hits a wicked powerbomb on Crazy, but only gets a two count. Jack Victory brings a table into the ring, and Rhino sets it up in the corner. Rhino goes to gore Crazy through the table, but Crazy moves and Rhino goes crashing through the table. Crazy hits a high crossbody on Rhino, but only gets a two. Rhino recovers with a heavy clothesline. Rhino goes for another powerbomb, but Crazy reverses it into a DDT. Crazy hits a first turnbuckle moonsault, a second turnbuckle moonsault, and a third turnbuckle moonsault, but Rhino pulled the referee on top. Tajiri comes down and spits a green mist in Crazy's face and kicks him several times. Rhino brings another table into the ring while Tajiri kicks Crazy in the face, and Rhino gores him. RVD's music blares and he comes down to the ring on the shoulders of Scotty Riggs. RVD has a crutch in hand and has a stare down with Rhino. Riggs attacks Tajiri and RVD hits Rhino in the back with his crutch. RVD picks Rhino up and puts him through a table in the corner. Crazy hits a moonsault from the top rope, and pins Rhino to win the title.
Winner: Super Crazy (new ECW Television Champion)

- Post match, everyone is brawling in the ring. Tajiri and Rhino double team RVD and continue to beat on his broken leg. "Enter Sandman" plays and the Sandman comes out through the crowd. Cyrus, Corino, and Victory all hightail it, and Sandman nails Rhino with three vicious cane shots that shatters the cane into pieces. Bill Alfonso holds up Crazy's hand in victory, while RVD and Riggs recover. Sandman has a six pack in hand. He passes a beer to Riggs, RVD, Alfonso, and Crazy, and they all chug 'em down. In a nice gesture, RVD is wearing the Arena Football jersey of the late Bobby Duncum, Jr. Joey Styles then does a run down of all the matches that happened in the evening. End of show.