IMPACT Wrestling Results 9/20/19
Mexico City, Mexico
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: OVE vs. Tessa Blanchard, Tommy Dreamer, Rhino, and Rob Van Dam in a 8-Man Tag Team Street Fight
Pier six brawl after the bell rings. Rhino dumps Fulton out of the ring. Callihan is choking RVD with his boot. RVD reverses out of the irish whip from Callihan. RVD blocks The Pump Kick from Callihan. RVD with a BodyScissors Rollup for a one count. RVD with a Spinning Heel Kick. RVD follows that with Rolling Thunder. Dave kicks Blanchard in the face. Blanchard has Dave perched on the rope. Blanchard with a Running CodeBreaker. Blanchard lands The Suicide Dive. Blanchard with clubbing blows to Dave’s back. Dreamer with a Fallaway Slam. Fulton attacks Dreamer from behind. Dreamer and Fulton are trading back and forth shots. Jake trips Rhino from the outside. Fulton drops Rhino with a shoulder tackle. Dreamer kicks Fulton in the face. Dreamer sends Jake tumbling to the floor. Dreamer with rapid fire jabs. Fulton goes for The ChokeSlam, but Dreamer counters with a Cutter.
Dreamer plays to the crowd. Fulton scores the elbow knockdown. Jake with an Assisted Plancha to the floor. Dreamer kicks Fulton in the gut. Dreamer with a Flying Crossbody Block. Callihan rolls RVD back into the ring. RVD is throwing haymakers at Callihan. RVD ducks a clothesline from Callihan. RVD lands a SomerSault Plancha. Blanchard is standing behind Callihan. Callihan paint brushes Blanchard. Blanchard tells Callihan to bring it. Blanchard with a double leg takedown. Blanchard transitions into a ground and pound attack. Blanchard drills Callihan with a Cutter. Blanchard climbs to the top rope. Dave stops Blanchard in her tracks. Dave delivers a Massive SuperPlex. Rhino with three haymakers. Callihan responds with an Exploder Suplex. Rhino hits The SpineBuster. Jake unloads a flurry of kicks. Dreamer responds with The Bionic Elbow.
Dave floors Dreamer with a big haymaker. RVD with a Step Up Kick. Fulton connects with The End Of Days for a two count. Blanchard gets Fulton’s face. Blanchard with forearm shivers. Blanchard ducks two clotheslines from Fulton. Blanchard with a Tilt-A-Whirl DDT. Jake negates Magnum. Fulton nails Blanchard with an open palm strike. OVE with a Flying Cutter/Military Press Slam Combination for a two count. Dreamer attacks Fulton with a kendo stick. Dreamer and RVD clotheslines Fulton over the top rope. RVD with a SlingShot Plancha to the floor. Callihan with a Double Low Blow. Callihan goes for The Cactus Special, but Dreamer counters with The Groin Claw. Jake SuperKicks Dreamer. Rhino puts Jake through the table with The GORE. RVD lands The Five Star Frog Splash. Blanchard makes Jake tap out to a Kendo Stick Assisted CrossFace.
Winner: Tessa Blanchard, Tommy Dreamer, Rhino and Rob Van Dam via Submission
– Impact airs a bevy of LAX memories during the twitch broadcasts.
– The North are here to celebrate LAX leaving Impact Wrestling.
– Next week, we are all invited to Brian Cage and Melissa Santos Wedding.
Ace Austin & Alisha Edwards Backstage Segment
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) September 21, 2019
Second Match: Taya Valkyrie w/John E Bravo vs. Alisha Edwards
Edwards mocks Valkyrie. Valkyrie talks smack to Edwards. Edwards applies a sleeper hold. Valkyrie dumps Edwards back first on the canvas. Valkyrie transitions into a ground and pound attack. Valkyrie kicks the left hamstring of Edwards. Ace Austin gets escorted to the ringside area. Valkyrie is mauling Edwards in the corner. Valkyrie launches Edwards across the ring for a two count. Valkyrie stomps on Edwards back. Valkyrie hooks the outside leg for a two count. Valkyrie bounces Edwards head on the top turnbuckle pad.
Edwards kicks Valkyrie in the face. Edwards side steps Valkyrie into the turnbuckles. Edwards with a Running Dropkick. Edwards clotheslines Valkyrie. Edwards nails Valkyrie with The FlatLiner for a two count. Bravo pulls Edwards out of the ring. Austin blasts Bravo with The PK. Austin sits back on the wheelchair. Valkyrie with a forearm smash to Edwards. Valkyrie plants Edwards with The Road To Valhalla to pickup the victory.
Winner: Taya Valkyrie via Pinfall
The North, Rob Van Dam and Rhino Backstage Segment
"I just wanted the f****** candy!" #IMPACT
At least @Rhyno313's honest!
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) September 21, 2019
Third Match: Mahabali Shera w/The Desi Hit Squad vs. Cody Deaner w/Cousin Jake
Shera drives Deaner back first into the turnbuckles. Shera with clubbing shoulder blocks. Shera launches Deaner to the corner. Shera clotheslines Deaner. Shera is fired up. Deaner with shots to the midsection of Shera. Shera kicks Deaner in the gut. Shera with a High Angle DDT. Shera applies The Camel Clutch on the middle rope. Rohit Raju tugs on Deaner’s goatee. Deaner is trying to build momentum. Deaner ducks a clothesline from Shera. Deaner lands The Suicide Dive. Deaner bounces Shera’s head on the top rope. Shera catches Deaner in mid-air. Shera ChokeSlams Deaner. Shera plants Deaner with The PowerSlam to pickup the victory.
Winner: Mahabali Shera via Pinfall
Fourth Match: The Rascalz vs. Australian Suicide, Arez and Toxin in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
Rascalz starts things off with Triple SpringBoard MoonSaults/Topes. Miguel with a shoulder block. Miguel kicks Arez in the face. Miguel with a Hurricanrana. Miguel with a Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Miguel dropkicks Arez to the floor. Toxin drills Miguel with The Brain Buster. Miguel heads to the outside. Xavier slips over Toxin’s back. Xavier delivers his combination offense. Xavier with a Bulldog. Suicide lunges over Xavier. Suicide with a PumpHandle BackBreaker. Suicide runs the ropes. Wentz leapfrogs over Suicide. Wentz with a SpringBoard Corkscrew Press. Arez delivers his lightning quick offense. Arez with a Senton Splash.
Arez sends Wentz crashing into Miguel and Xavier. Suicide with a Corkscrew Plancha. Rascalz catches Toxin in mid-air. Arez follows that with The Shooting Star Press. Miguel with a Pump Kick. Miguel drills Suicide with The Cheeky Nado’s Kick. Miguel hits The 619. Rascalz with a Flying Double Foot Stomp/Burning Hammer Combination for a two count. Arez goes for The Shooting Star Press, but Wentz ducks out of the way. Miguel with a Flying Meteora. Xavier SuperKicks Arez. Wentz with a Ripcord Knee Strike. Rascalz connects with The Hot Fire Flame to pickup the victory.
Winner: The Rascalz via Pinfall
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) September 21, 2019
Fifth Match: Jessica Havok vs. Su Yung in a No Disqualification Match
Havok walks down to the ring with a staple gun. Havok attacks Yung before the bell rings. Havok kicks Yung in the ribs. Havok drives Yung back first into the edge of the ring frame. Havok rolls Yung back into the ring. Havok is trying to staple the forehead of Yung. Yung bites the right wrist of Havok. Yung with an open palm strike. Yung with two mid-kicks. Yung follows that with a Running Knee Strike for a one count. Yung grabs a metal cookie sheet. Havok dumps Yung out of the ring. Havok stomps on Yung’s back.
Havok goes for a Bodyslam, but Yung lands back on his feet. Yung sends Havok face first into the steel ring post. Yung drop toe holds Havok into the steel chair. Havok negates Old School. Havok gets Yung in the electric chair position. Havok dumps Yung face first on the steel guard rail. Yung kicks the ladder into Havok’s chest. Yung has ladder wedged in the corner. Yung hits The Draping Pedigree for a two count. Yung sends Havok face first into the steel chair that’s wedged in the corner. Yung staples the legs of Havok. Yung with a Running Dropkick.
Yung delivers more staple gun shots. Yung with a Running Cannonball Senton off the ring apron for a two count. Yung brings out the bloody glove. Havok kicks Yung in the gut. Havok with a High Head Kick. Yung wants more punishment. Havok plants Yung with The TombStone PileDriver to pickup the victory. After the match, Yung locks in The Mandible Claw. Yung dumps the ladder on top of Havok. Yung throws a chair at Havok. Forearm Exchange. This brawl spills towards the backstage area. Yung applies another Mandible Claw. Havok drags Yung up the stairwell. Havok wraps a bull rope around Yung’s neck. Havok starts hanging Yung.
Winner: Jessica Havok via Pinfall
– Joey Ryan shows up and strips at Melissa Santos Bachelorette Party.
– Meanwhile, Brian Cage is eating a plate of donuts at his Bachelor Party.
– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the Shane Douglas/Raven Hair vs. Hair Match. NWA-TNA PPV #62 from September 17, 2003.
– Johnny Swinger will make his Impact Wrestling debut next week.
– Tenille Dashwood has her eyes set on becoming the brand new IMPACT Knockouts Champion.
Bound For Glory 2019 Match Card
– The Rascalz vs. Dr. Wagner & TBD in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
– Michael Elgin vs. Naomichi Marufuji
– Ken Shamrock vs. Moose
– Brian Cage (c) vs. Sami Callihan For The IMPACT World Heavyweight Championship
Sixth Match: LAX w/Konnan vs. Rich Swann & Willie Mack
Santana and Swann will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Santana applies a wrist lock. Swann reverses the hold. Swann transitions into a hammerlock. Santana with a side headlock takeover. Swann answers with the headscissors escape. Swann applies a side headlock. Swann goes for a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors, but Santana lands back on his feet. Santana tells Swann to bring it. Stalemate in the center of the ring. Deep Arm-Drag Exchange. Quick shoving contest. Santana drops down on the canvas. Santana leapfrogs over Swann. Swann dropkicks Santana. Santana drives Swann back first into the turnbuckles. Santana blasts Swann with a knife edge chop. Santana tags in Ortiz.
Ortiz scores the elbow knockdown. LAX with a pair of senton splashes. Ortiz with a running splash for a two count. Ortiz locks in The Boston Crab. Swann grabs the bottom rope to force the break. Ortiz kicks Swann in the back. Swann with three haymakers. Ortiz reverses out of the irish whip from Swann. Swann finally tags in Mack. Mack ducks a clothesline from Ortiz. Mack with a chop/haymaker combination. LAX responds with Stereo Step Up Enzuigiri’s. LAX starts cutting the ring in half. Santana unloads two knife edge chops. Santana tags in Ortiz. Mack SuperKicks Santana. Swann tags himself in. Diving Clothesline/Spear Combination for a two count. Swann applies a front face lock. Swann tags in Mack.
Ortiz reverses out of the irish whip from Mack. Mack shows off his athleticism. Mack drops Ortiz with a flying shoulder tackle. Mack follows that with a Samoan Drop. Mack nips up. Mack with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Mack is lighting up Ortiz chest. Mack tags in Swann. Swann with a Mid-Kick. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Following a snap mare takeover, Swann kicks Ortiz in the back for a two count. Swann applies a rear chin lock. Ortiz gets back to a vertical base. Ortiz decks Swann with a JawBreaker. Ortiz clotheslines Swann. Swann tags in Mack. Mack wisely knocks Santana off the ring apron. Mack with a straight right hand. Mack with clubbing shoulder blocks. Mack tags in Swann. Ortiz sends Swann shoulder first into the steel ring post.
Ortiz nails Mack with The DDT. Ortiz tags in Santana. Santana clears the ring. Santana with a Pump Kick. Santana with a Running Knee. Santana is fired up. Swann thrust kicks the midsection of Santana. Ortiz tags himself in. LAX are double teaming Swann. LAX with a PowerSlam/Vertical Suplex Combination for a two count. Ortiz tags in Santana. Mack reverses out of the irish whip from Santana. Santana decks Mack with a back elbow smash. Mack catches Santana in mid-air. Dominator/Flying Cutter Combination. Swann SuperKicks Ortiz. Mack hits The Exploder Suplex. Ortiz drops Mack with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Swann responds with a Rolling Kick. Swann goes for a HandSpring Cutter, but Santana counters with The Blue Thunder Bomb.
All four men are down. Santana kicks Swann in the face. Ortiz with a SitOut PowerBomb. Santana PowerBombs Swann on Ortiz knees for a two count. Ortiz dumps Mack out of the ring. LAX goes for The Street Sweeper, but Swann lands back on his feet. Mack clotheslines Ortiz. Swann with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Swann follows that with a Top Rope FrankenSteiner. Mack lands The Six Star Frog Splash. Swann hooks the leg for a two count. Swann tags in Mack. Santana is displaying his fighting spirit. Mack and Swann with Stereo SuperKicks. Swann delivers his combination offense. Swann connects with The HandSpring Cutter. Swann hits The 450 Splash. Mack follows that with another Six Star Frog Splash to pickup the victory.
After the match, the entire impact locker room comes out to say goodbye to LAX.
Winner: Rich Swann & Willie Mack via Pinfall
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